Can you see Brucie in tree?
I was in Jephson Gardens in Leamington walking by the duck lake with the fountains and taking in the sites of a pleasant early autumn Sunday afternoon, when - wood you be-’leaf’ it? - to celebrate ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ coming back this Saturday, Sir Brucie of Forsyth-shire decided to ‘branch’ out and appear to me in foliage form.
Lo! He struck a curly pose and proclaimed, among other cliches, ‘’Nice to tree you, to tree you, nice.’’ “You get nothing for a pear ....” “Wood game, wood game’’, and “Alright, my doves...’’
He’s still lurking in the undergrowth...if you look hard enough! - Marion Burke, Leamington.